Hey, crazies. I can’t believe it’s Friday already! Is it Spring Break for you? Are you drunk and funneling something questionable on the beach? Did you get vom in your hair last night? Did random bros ask you to “check out their condo?” SPRINGBREAK12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, anyway, today we have a giveaway by YQY Jewelry, a jewelry boutique out of Doylestown, PA. This will be our last giveaway for a little bit as we work on transitioning into a new website (woohoo!), so you better strike at the opportunity to enter!

YQY Jewelry sells dainty jewelry that goes with pretty much e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g. I have worn my sterling silver skull necklace, like, every single day. 

Ok, I know you’re like, “Hey psycho I can’t see that,” but whatever, it’s the best I could do OK? Also, if you’d like to send me money for a boob job, I’ll be happy to send you my  PayPal info. #imkiddingbutnot.

#mc also has a super cute pair of studs from YQY, but she’s a skank-whore-slutbag and went out of town without taking a photo with them! (LYLAS!!!)

This week, YQY is giving away two necklaces. The silver crane pearl necklace and the 14K gold love letter necklace.

Personally, I love them both.

Here’s how to enter:

1. Follow @YQYJewelry on Twitter.

2. Mention us (@VodkaVendettas, duh) in a tweet with your craziest SB moment (from this year, or any Spring Break ever. Except from when you were, like, a freshy in HS. Boring.)

3. Comment ON THIS POST (not our Facebook wall, not the link to this post on our Facebook, not your best friend’s mom’s ex-husband’s link to this post…THIS. POST.) with your name, email address and Twitter handle.

You have until Sunday at 11:59 p.m. to enter. After that I will select two winners, at which time I will email you and ask for your mailing address. You MUST email me your mailing address with 24 hours or I will select someone else. Again, this is the last giveaway for a little while, so enter away!

Congratulations to Audrey Knox, Lindsey Sanders and Kathryn Greer! You three won our Ophelia Bird necklace giveaway! Please email us (contact@vodkavendettas.com) your mailing address within 24 hours so that we don’t give your necklace away to some other classy betch.

We’re baaaaackkkkk! Did you miss us last Friday? Of course you did, we give you free shit you greedy bitches!

This week we’re partnering with Ophelia Bird, a jewelry company ran by Nebraska-based mom Jessica Jahnke. Her pieces are so adorbs! For most of them, she uses vintage pieces and up-cycles them to something totally chic. Which we love, of course, because nothing says “I swear I have a heart,” like going green! Although I (#kj) love them all, my top two faves on her site right now are the tribal statement necklace and the lucky charm necklace. And of course, the giveaway necklace!

Jessica is going to send this pastel pink pendant necklace to three lucky winners! 

Made from new old stock vintage chain and up-cycled, re-purposed materials, this necklace is so perfectly pink and shabby chic. 

The large pastel pink faceted briolette pendant hangs from a gold ring and is suspended from an 18-inch gold-tone brass chain. It’s topped with a perfectly tarnished golden round and closes easily with a gold lobster clasp. 

— opheliabird.etsy.com

Disclaimer: To show off this super cute necklace we had to take photos of ourselves. Unless you, too, are showing off a product please refrain from doing so. Love, #kj and #mc and all your Facebook friends.

(top left): #kj shows off the Ophelia Bird pendant while awkwardly grabbing the top of her boob. It’s fine. (top right): #mc takes a web cam photo of herself circa 2002. (bottom): Ophelia Bird jewelry comes on a charming card, but looks even more charming on!

How to enter:

1. Like Ophelia Bird on Facebook.

2. Find the link on VodkaVendetta’s Facebook page to #mc’s blog post, “He Just IS That Into You” and click “share.” Because every one of your FB gal pals needs to know just when that bro is a pro. It’s pinned to the top of our FB page so it’s not hard to find. Unless you’re drunk. And in that case, we might make an exception. (Note: we CAN see who shares this!)

3. Comment below with your name and email address.

The giveaway will run from today (Friday) until Sunday at 11:59 p.m. Winners will be announced Monday via Twitter, Facebook, our website, and email. So if you don’t see it within 24 hours you need to get a life and get on the internet. And we’ll select someone else. kthnxlylas!